The Story of how the Visiting Canadian Matriarch Ended up in Emergency Hospital
A mock epic by PAK. October 2020 29.1.2017 Everyone was heading to Archies and Teresa's home for the Latino Family Reunion. the Matriarch and Guillermo (sometimes known as "Ramon") were flying in from Canada via Sydney to Launceston. Their 3 adult daughters were driving up from Hobart to see them disembark the aeroplane, and to celebrate the reunion of the Matriarch with her sister - the other arm of the tasmania history - Teresa. The Children themselves had come from Canada a week earlier. They themselves, amongst themselves, had a broiling 'no talking' argument. Perhaps the incident to be related may heal the rift? Anyway, the Arch had a few 'plants' in the greenhouse, and his son Manuel was conspiring to make some green 'cookies'. The long BBQ spit was loaded for the first time with the pig and the chicken. the aromas drifted through the outdoor gazebo. Timing was crucial - pork must be well cooked but not dried out. Chicken much shorter cook